Fabio Capello Bans WAGS From Games

March 31st, 2009 by admin

I’m not really keen on foreign managers for the England football team but I must admit I’m starting to like the ways of Capello. For far too long the WAGS have been a major distraction for the England squad and in my opinion should have been left at home during the last world cup. England players are very well paid and should be focusing on the job in hand for important games rather than pissing around with WAGS.

“When Fabio came in, a lot was made about the WAGs and a lack of caring,” said Lampard.

“The lads always wanted to win, but there was an element of truth in a lot of what was said. We just needed someone to put us in line a little bit and concentrate on what we are doing. Looking back, Fabio was exactly what we needed as a manager. We needed someone who is very strong. He brought in off-the-field discipline in terms of how we dress, going to dinner and what happens in the hotel,” Lampard added.

“In football terms, we needed a very strong leader who had his own mind and you can see that with Fabio,” said Lampard.

Come on ya Capello!

Andy Murray Aiming For Top Spot

March 25th, 2009 by admin

British tennis star Andy Murray is aiming for the world number one spot with his recent amazing form. The Scot has been performing very well on grass court as well as on synthetic courts’ as he powered his way through to the final of the BNP Paribas Open in Indian Wells last weekend, but was outclassed by the world number one Rafal Nadal.

“Looking at the matches I’ve won and the win-loss record since Wimbledon, I think if I’d played like that the whole year, then I would be close to finishing No 1,” The Sun quoted Murray, as saying.

Murray currently ranks number four in world, and is pushing hard to dethrone Serbian ovak Djokovic from the third spot. We think that for the first time for what seems a thousand years Britain has at last a male player who could well indeed win grand slams and perhaps after Federer retires even be number 1.

Rafa Benitez Dreams Of Premier League Title

March 15th, 2009 by admin

Rafa Benitez celebrated his 100th league by claiming he is convinced him that his side can still win this years Premier League title. The Sunday Express quoted him as saying: “If we can beat United and Real, we can beat anybody. Now we have to be concentrated, work hard and make no mistakes if we are going to challenge for the title.”

“It depends on United because they will have to lose some games and we have to win everything. But we are certainly in a better position than before this game. But this isn’t the best week I’ve had. The best week is when you win titles,” he added.

Sorry Rafaa but you are dreaming mate. Under your control Liverpool simply don’t have the bottle to win a Premier League title. You may be one of the greatest inspiring Liverpool to cup glory but you fall well short in inspiring your team week in week out.

No chance of Liverpool taking the title this year!

Everton WAG Dumped!

March 9th, 2009 by admin

16 year old WAG Melissa Reeves has been dumped by Everton team member Jack Rodwell, after she was featured on the front page of the Daily Star Sunday. Reeves from West Derby, Liverpool, was given the shove by Rodwell, 17, after a picture showing her in a racy outfit at a Formula One models launch was published on the front page of the paper.

Perhaps he has done her a big favour? Melissa if you want to have a carreer as a WAG then you need to find someone who plays at a much better team than Everton. Why don’t you try the clubs in London as you could well net a Chelsea or Arsenal player. You could of course give Manchester a try.

Cricket Not English After All – WTF?

March 1st, 2009 by admin

Research by, yes you guessed it, mad Aussiea claims that is was not the English you invented the game of cricket. The Telegraph quotes Aussie Paul Campbell, of the department of English and theatre at the Australian National University, in Canberra, as saying that he has uncovered a reference to the sport in a 1533 poem, attributed to John Skelton, a popular poet and playwright of the day, in which he links it to immigrants from Flanders, in modern day Belgium, France and Holland.

What next! Will another Aussie researcher tell us that fish ‘n’ chips were invented in Melbourne or that Football was invented in China. It seems to me this is just sour grapes from the Aussies to wind up us Brits just before the Ashes.

Sod Off!